"Hooray! For wäst we are!"

The shits!

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<22.4.1999>

Bätör2 teaser cover
Not long anymore!!!

<15.4.1999>

Making Bätör2 circa 1992. Not John Carmack (odor).

<13.4.1999>

WASSSUPPP!???? MILLENIUM Y2K INCOMING. ARE YOU READY FOR END OF THE WORLD? No. We still have plenty of time to ass out! What games are you playing?

<12.4.1999>

Our loving handyman "Gape" fixing a radiator. Funny fact: The main character of Officer Dick game series is based on him.

<10.4.1999>

Playtesting Bätör2. Big ideas but no delivery.

<8.4.1999>

We've been playing RolleCoaster Tycoon.

<23.4.1999>

Latest news!

<16.10.2024>

Game running currently.

<5.7.2023>

Engine switch and rewrite in process.

<9.6.2023>

Bätör 2 source code found.

<23.4.1999>

GeoCities closing.

We are currenlty looking for a new web hosting service.
No worry, we will be right back!

<21.4.1999>

We're changing to Far-art engine 3.1!

<19.4.1999>

Ben got fleas again.

<17.4.1999>

Very sad day. Ben died.
He will be buried with his favorite things. All of my shoes.

<20.3.1999>

A peek at an old game version from the archives!

Daves a hella smella dude and won't notice this!!!

<18.3.1999>

A high-resolution image of a gun from the past. Took forever to render!

<17.3.1999>

Where's the ice cream???

<16.3.1999>

FOR F SAKES ICE CREAM IS BANNED FROM THIS DAY ON

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The ice cream is NOT there TODAY, it's TWO DAYS FROM NOW (16.3.1999)

<15.3.1999>

It's Greg's birthday two days from now. There will be ice cream in the break room (ass lounge) later in the afternoon. Greg hates birthdays so remember to wish him Happy Birthday.

<12.3.1998>

Our team got a new member! A dog.
We named him after our coder Ben (Benedict).
Ben is already quite old and has now a loving family and a nice home.

Other news and stuff!

<20.4.1999>

Coming movies:

Matrix: 11.6.1999

The Mummy: 25.6.1999

Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace: 16.7.1999

Austin Powers - The Spy Who Shagged Me: 30.7.1999

American pie: 8.10.1999

James Bond - The World Is Not Enough: 26.11.1999

<16.4.1999>

Game journalist article on Bätör and the people behind it:

A horrible game. Absolutely disgusting. These peple cant do anything right. Who comes up with this kind of stuff? Not funny at all. Who the hell will even play a game with a mouse? Hello??? No one. Stopped playing after two minut...

<14.4.1999>

Coming games:

Silent Hill

Syphon Filter

Tony Hawk's Pro Skater

Driver

<9.4.1999>

E3 in May!!!

Playstation 2!
Sega Dreamcast!
Nintendo Dolphin!

The game graphics are becoming like real life!

<24.3.1999>

We got a copy of RolleCoaster Tycoon. Seems stupid. We're not gonna play it. A lot of other things to do.

I'm a box!

<14.3.1999>

Coming tv series:

Angel

Farscape

Freaks and Geeks

Futurama

Relic Hunter

Roswell